SITTING HERE STARING AT MY PHONE..........HE'S SO NOT GONNA CALL!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM STUCK HERE IN THE OFFICE ON THIS BEAUTIFUL DAY IN CAPE TOWN! IT'S ABOUT 26 DEGREES CELCIUS. INDIA'S PLAYING DOWN THE ROAD AND THE BEACHES ARE A BECKONING!!!!
BUT LIKE I SAID " I AM IN THE FECKING OFFICE!!!!!!!"